Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in coreysellsout's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
10:32 pm	You know what beats the Raid Everyone sucks but me who agrees? So I've been wondering what would it be like for Leonardo Da Vinci to come back today. Well in my free time (the 17 hours of my day) I was thinking about that, what would he say about all the inventions we have now? Take the lightbulb for example, thatd be like acid for a guy from the 1400s, ON OFF ON OFF, still fun to me today and I know the history of it but think of a guy who doesn't know what the fuck an electron is. Then you got the Car, how much does it suck when you have to walk like a mile non-stop, ouch, Da Vinci hated walking I'm pretty sure. Then you got the airplane which is basically a Car on steroids, and steroids I think Da Vinci would fucking love those, but back to airplanes, Da Vinci spent a lot of his life trying to figure out what would actually fly while most people i talk to just think its amazing how much gas they use. I'm sure Da Vinci would love all the fame his name has but would realize how much it sucks that he's most known for a movie/book about a fictional story written by some tool where Da Vinci's whole life revolves around hiding Jesus* secrets, and not the fact that he was one of the greatest artists, engineers, and theorists of all time, not to say he doesn't get credit for that but every talks about OH MY GOD HE KNOWS ABOUT JESUS HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! which I'm sure was Da Vinci's last care in the world. But long story short Da Vinci would love to hangout with me. *Jesus- Dude who talked about god and stuff and came back to life to lay eggs for children to find. Current Mood: uncomfortable (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
10:07 pm	Awesome things -I slammed Peter Vespa headfirst into a locker -My giggling has reached a high point in its severity which is causing lots of fun -Closer to liscence -I'm probably going to spend 2-3 awkward hours with jeremy this weekend -My face may be put on shirts and sold to raise money for our class -Don't have cancer -I tackled Noujaim outside of school -I'm going to own a castle, with a jolly rancher room Crappy Things -Dorrs still gone -I'm going to die in a car accident -I maybe failing lit -No boobs yet -I had to give up on my hopes for the NBA and settle for the W Mediocre Things -Sex Eds going to be entertaining I'll be sure to bring a note book to each session -Nates leaving for Spain Now Get the fuck out Current Mood: recumbent (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
9:35 pm	First day of summer So I was going to update this all the time from now on but I'm not a very committed person. So today was the first day of summer as voted by me and people. The second day is about 13 weeks away. I'm going to pull a Ben Pritchard here and write about how I wrote to dorr and his response. "So I get the joke dorr, when are you coming back? -Corey, if you didn't get it by the email or the favorite student reference. P.S.- Leonne is now taking over as the absolute best teacher in the school now that your not their too protect you're thrown, Spero's not doing to bad a job at teaching myself grammar either; " that was my letter the Post Script was written with terrible grammar trying to convince him to come back, he didn't get the joke..... "Where'd you learn your grammar, at an Instant Messaging weekend seminar? Yikes!!! I guess the recidivism rate of grammar students is staggeringly high!!! Really, glad you're doing well with Mrs. Spero. Enjoy the Grapes of Wrath and remember: you're not really reading the book if you're using a mouse to scroll through "chapters". Take care, Mr. Dorr" I win Ben, thats like twice the responce you got. So the worst month of the year is over. Welcome to the second worst month ever. Drivers Ed is fun...Mr. Pickwick is the unfunny Peter Griffin, I found out I'm going to die in a car accident. So Leonne thinks he taught me last year "All you're learning about in Chemistry is Lewis Dot Structure, We did that last year you guys should be experts" Yomens is the man so far...doesn't compare to the Leonnster or the Dorrster though. Youre welcome to stay here but I'm going to go sleep Current Mood: quixotic (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
10:04 pm	Thanks to Andy Seidel So I was reading Andy Seidel's, you may have heard of him he's one of the nations great few scholars but anyways back to what I was saying so I was reading his livejournal recently and he proclaims that we should "bring back your fucking LJ's...MySpace is gaytarded, fuck that shit everyone". When I read these words I was inspired to come back to my LJ. I figured when had Andy ever been wrong before and I bet you my reader must miss what I have to say, well, I got nothing..bye... Current Mood: ecstatic (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
11:04 pm	Been a while Been a while since I last updated....did you miss me?...yeah...what are you gay or something? So hows everyone feeling?...hurt? oh sorry about the last comment. Well its Spring as some of you may be aware of...I'm pretty pumped for winter again. I decided this winter I'm going to be a Ski cap kid, you know one of those kids who wear ski caps even though they do not ski, or rob banks. I think I could be a pretty skilled ski cap wearer, also Peter Vespa is making me a teeth glove, pretty pumped about that too. So anyone read Mike Morrisseys live journal lately?...yeah well I'm an avid reader of the "Mike is Bored" journal, its really gone down hill lately so I'm going to start a petition of people who want Mike to start caring and maintaining his masterpiece if you agree, leave a comment saying Mike sucks. You know what nevermind Mikes livejournal sucks and never was really too good so if you want mike to stop leave a message saying Mike sucks. Or if youre bored just leave a comment saying Mike sucks and it'll make me happy anyways. So, a few nights ago I almost set my monitor on fire (left a lamp touching the back of it), you know the feeling right?...no...damn. I really have nothing to talk about and have kinda been bsing this since about 11 so now I'm going to go. Current Mood: it says horny HAHAHAHAHA (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 22nd, 2005
10:51 pm	Super Day The Cornelius SuperEagleFlyingDevice powered by his own thoughts of boobies touches down at the Secret Superhero only Airport in Boston, Massachusetts. He gets out of his Flying Device and travels through a dark smelly cave which leads to his secret lair. Cornelius checks his EMERGENCY MONITOR, to check to see if any of his Secret Super Friends are in the vacinity of Whitascotia downtown. He finds out that A.D.D. Boy is hanging out down near the River of Evil. When they contact A.D.D. Boy (SAM) and Cornelius exchange secret superhero bitchings and discuss plans of destroying the Hippies of Chaos. But then Cornelius spots his secret female superfriend, Red Demon (Brinn). the Red Demon was with her Secret superbest friend, Pigeona(Deanna). Pigeona was the commander of the army of 8thgradestorm troopers(8th Graders dumbass) which began to bombard Cornelius. Cornelius was scared and retreated to his other Superhero friends Galen(Galen) and the Vespanater (Vespa), they flew in from the North and picked up Cornelius and brought him to safety. Cornelius, Galen and the Vespanater spent many a hour fighting the evil and crime of Whitascotia by attacking The great King Kong (Leanne) with Arnold Schwartzenwookie(Alex Amato). They defeated the Great King Kong with the Magical Sack of Beadsm, she died. Arnold Schwastzenwookie wookie called out in sadness and left us. The Galen and Vespanater left the Cornelius at SuperBall Practice where Goofy Gooferstein the Goofking of Goofland (Nolan) hit Cornelius in his weak ankle with a flaming ball of doom. Cornelius was okay and went back to whitascotia with Galen but the Vespanater was captured by his family and is presumed dead. And that was my super day. Current Mood: happy, CONFUSED EH? (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
8:04 pm	So its been a while, I missed you. So its been a while lets check in on Coreys life. Still Single=...Check Still ugly=....Check Canada still sucks=...Check..Check Still not a rockstar=....thats a big n-o Since you last visited I've managed to master the art of Rocking Out/playing the G pentonic scale over and over. I'm proud and you should be too. At this very moment I have 3 booboos and 1 owie. My first booboo happened on last saturday while "shooting hoops" with PJ Holiday and Gang, PJ totalled surprised me with his black hip hop rocken sockem robots basket move and I pivotted wrong and rolled my ankle while rolling on the ground and today while at rugby practice I managed to step in a whole and twist the same ankle. Monday also at rugby practice we had to practice tackling, I got paired up with Devin. As he fell his fat crushed my wrist, Wednesday while trying to catch a ball I managed to jam my finger and make it turn black. My owies include sleeping wrong so my neck and shoulders hurt. Corey=Still Pussy=...Check. I threw rocks at wooden pole in the water sunday, which makes me 8 times cooler than a...well a...rock and rocks are pretty damn cool, pretty HARDcore (haha Witty Corey Strikes back)! So, I founded out I'm not hated by Shawn Drouin, What the hell, everyone else gets to be hated but no Coreys not good enough to be hated. Does the name orangina make anyone else giggle because of its likeness to the word vagina?...no, neither do I. So John McLiteachers a good poet. Well I think I'm going to close up for the night, Lilis* calling me over. New livejournal rule, No Outside food or drink allowed also no shirt no shoes party time. Goodbye, hope you enjoyed your stay tonight. *=Guitar** **=Axe*** ***=Not the woodchopping device Current Mood: Owies and Booboos (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, April 4th, 2005
8:08 pm	Dumped, like a bunch of babies in a death camp (read 4 entries back) Let me regain myself here. I don't know if things will ever feel the same to me again, ice cream not as cold, boobies not as distracting, or the fear of spiders. I think I'm going to down a jar of peanut butter* now. As of 8:04:22, me and Mandy are no longer an item. Tomorrow there will be grieving sessions for people hurt by the brakeup. People we will pull through this but only with help from everyone. Mandy informed she's leaving me for a moleman she's known for ages named Gylian, she met the bastard when she was living underground. I hope they live happily ever after but only if after means getting run over by a sixteen wheeler, miraculously surviving it and then getting attacked by an escaped tiger. What a bitch and I didn't even get to touch her boobie. Nevermind.... still scared of spiders. Gylian blows. I think I'm over it now. Now all those other ladies who loved me so much can have there chance. *=allergic to Current Mood: obese should be a mood (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
9:27 pm	Peter Vespa Sucks Peter Vespa, the Petemeister, the hipster, has destroyed me in every category of livejournal. I feel ashamed of this its like when you're standing next to an asian is at a urinal and you accidentally glance over and realize he's bigger than you, I had huge hopes for this journal; but no that damn Vespa crushed and shattered my dreams of a beautiful LJ. Maybe one day I will beat his witt and crush his soul some more until I am the new king of the livejournal, but those are far off dreams. I know if Peter reads this he's going to say, "hey, I'm not really friends with Corey and yet he has Peter Vespa Sucks as his entry title, I'm going to go write in my awesome journal some more about how this sucks" (word for word). Oh well I think its time for me to go, you can stay if you want. Oh by the way Charlie the janitor has been eyeing you the past few entries but hasn't worked up the courage to talk to you. Current Mood: crushed (2 Comments |Comment on this)
8:47 pm	Short Entry People tend to like short entries (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
9:38 pm	Action Corey with detatchable teeth Today is the 30th day of March, 2 days away from April, 17 from April vacation, time of happiness. I spent this day of happiness with Nick and Galen (refer to 3 entries ago). I then hung out with Brinn and her boyfriend we had a good time, her dad gave us a ride home, for you who don't know this is a very awkward situation, I held back my giggles as he complained about "Doug", an incompitent employee I geuss. Doug sucks I hate him. I decided by the end of my life I want to be made into an action figure. In the future I predict, money, luxuries, trophies, awards and other such things will no longer be the symbols of power and success, it'll be measured in action figures. The more models made will show off to the world how much better you are than anyone else. I want the body of my action figure to be one of the Rescue Heroes to capture my superhuman phisique, I'll be wearing a business suit with a bow tie and for a head it'll be my head made out of a plastic mold, I'm thinking maybe a pull string too with ready made Corey lines oh and I want plastic missiles to come out of my shoulders when you press the switch. By the way me and Mandy are doing just fine so far we spent all last night together air hockey she won 10-3, I cried, and she was all like "Bitch you stank". By the way Easter flavored skittles blow. Current Mood: hyper for no reason (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 28th, 2005
7:41 pm	One week is up and Corey has a girlfriend. I met her today, kind of a miracle eh? We met around 5 minutes ago her car broke down in front of my house (thank you road spikes) she came to my door and asked if she could use my phone I said, "sure" then she looked me in the eye and boom just like the movies, just then Spider Man dropped down and started hitting on her so I kicked him in the face and he cried and left and she said, "Oh my god! You are my hero." she looked to the side and kind of mumbled something I think she said, "Move over Jesus." HA JESUS! I win again. She just told me her name is Mandy Mahogany, from Newbury, you wouldn't know her though because she's been living underground for the past 16 years because the government paid her family to see if they could do it. She has Dark Brown hair about shoulder length, she has mood colored eyes, like those mood rings, one of the side affects to living underground. She's 5'1" relatively skinny, with nice boobies. She's a great girl, she's a big fan of Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin and all those bands because her parents and her were put underground in the 80's she also loves me so back off people. So its amazing how if you put your mind to something you really want it'll just come to you. Current Mood: loved (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
10:06 pm	So... So...No comments on last entry. It made me very sad because I spent a good amount of time perfecting that entry you guys suck. So, Easters tomorrow. I hate Easter, I have to wake up. Waking up on a weekend blows, why'd you have to come back to life on a weekend Jesus, great planning....dumbass... So...2 days left til I get a girlfriend, I'm excited. So how's everyone doing out there in Readingcoreyslivejournalville doing tonight?....you don't say....don't worry the whole freshman class has it. Hmmm, I'm not exactly sure what I'm watching on TV right now but it seems like it sucks, I think its the contender. Sylvester Stalone, what happened man! you were doing so great with the not being in the public eye for like 5 years now you had to go ruin it by getting a TV show. So I hate when my itches and I rub it so I get the itchiness out and it ends up being more annoying, whats with that. Ugh no one good ever comes online anymore, Doom 3 is too hard at the moment, wheres the love for Corey??...lost in shipping?! goddamnit!Next time I'm going with DHL.I've started an annoying little habit of slapping my neck when I've got nothing better to do, I really don't get it. I'm going to leave you with a quote from the great Corey Von Stonge, "HMMMMMMR" wow I hate myself for that, so I'm going to go watch some more Contender...maybe....bye Current Mood: Itchy Eyes suck (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 25th, 2005
7:06 pm	Coreys Musckles This Entry takes place 2 days ago in a mystical Land called Newburyport. BEEP BEEP BEEP...BEEP, SLAM. Our hero Cornelius has woken from his slumber. Cornelius changed into his Superhero outfit which consists of a flannal shirt and a T-shirt, normally green. Cornelius went down the stairs of his Fortress of Solitaire and watched his television while he waited for his steed to come so he could go off to his Superhero club. His steed arrived he jumped on and traveled the road of Turkey to his Superhero club meeting. When he arrived he was breifed on the days missions by Colonel Dorr. But just as he had recieved him briefing his nemesses Mendolo attacked and Cornelius lost to the Great ninja Mendolo or so it had seemed, Cornelius..survived it and head off on his merry way to complete his mission. He joined up with his fellow superheros The Great N.I.G., Galen, and The Big D. They traveled along distance to the place of Richdales where they filled up on the super hero juice, Sun Drop, and they were pumped for the rest of the day. On the return to the place of The Great N.I.G. the fellow superheros were possessed by evil and tried to kill Cornelius by throwing him into piles of poisonous fluff. Cornelius decided he would play along with them and earn there trust again. The four went into the pit in the place of N.I.G. where cornelius planned to destroy the evil in his fellow heros by challenging them to a game of SuperheroPool, he won but to his surprise this did not destroy the evil and he was thrown into the dungeon. 20 minutes later the heros returned after defeating the evil themselves freed Cornelius. Just then they were called a way to a L.A.N. They all jumped into the N.I.G.s transporting devise and came to the place of Jewbies. Jewbie made his cheaupher (showfer don't know spelling) Mikeymoto to drive them all to Wendys. Mikeymoto fucked up the foreignors there and was attacked by the King Of Wendys. So we ran away to Mobiliens and Galen got a Fatty Patty to improve his SuperStrength of Flub crushing. Mikeymoto drove Cornelius back to his fortress of Solitaire when Cornelius' mommy yelled at him for not calling and Cornelius felt bad and went up to his resting chamber. THE END Current Mood: that word says jew in it (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
9:19 pm	So Corey is bored Yo, I got bored with the journal for a while, it was too hands on for me I also couldn't handle the pressure. So, I went downtown today with Galen and Nick it was fun because it was pointless and stuff. Oh,we discussed why Mike is such a chick magnet and we narrowed it down to the Hemp Necklace he wears, I want one because then I'll get all the ladies. No, Fatties though. So, five days left until I have a girlfriend, I decided. Tow trucks are cool I wish I had a tow truck I would drive around and say people parked illegally and tow there car away to the impound lot also known as my driveway, and when the cops came I'd blame it on my neighbors because I would've stolen there tow truck and stolen cars with it.Oh by the way Canada sucks. If you hadn't noticed I started every sentence with a word rhyming with oh. So so amazingly creative Corey. I drew pretty pictures in art, all the old ladies think I'm amazing,and then I kicked their asses. So....time to leave my journal now....GO!.....fine stay but you can't have any soda...fine you can have one soda..now get the friggen hell out...I'll call the cops....after I move the tow truck... Current Mood: What the hell doesQuixotic mea (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 7th, 2005
7:54 pm	I'm sorry people, the Subpro's staying but hey why not create a livejournal?...because they're gwey, thats a good reason but screw that I'm insanely bored. Have you ever been bored for a week or more straight, it sucks, I'm bored. So, I'm doing this mostly because I like comments but hey, within a week I'll look at my livejournal and notice there are no comments and I am bored of this so hey whatever. You know what I just realized I can't use tab WHAT THE HELL! I hate livejournals already. Actually thinking about it I will probably get comments but comments from Nathaniel and/or Galen leaving messages that will either say "fag" or "fatty" or hey maybe even "Fatty Fag" but oh well post away or not whatever. Man I've sold my soul in the past few days, cut off the fro and now making a livejournal, why is this happening? I need Doom 3. So its Monday, I'm already worn out from school, this blows, Hmmm....I'm trying to cut back on soda. I'm bored I think I'm going to look up dirty words on dictionary.com. By the way I gave up on the quitting of soda. Dude you have to sign in to post this stuff is cheap. Also I thought I wrote so much more now I'm severly disapointed. (4 Comments |Comment on this)